Alright, alright, lemme tell ya ’bout this thing, this… uh… cottage cheese protein ice cream ninja creami, yeah, that’s what the young’uns call it. Sounds fancy, but it ain’t nothin’ complicated, trust me.
Now, I ain’t no spring chicken, been around the block a few times, ya know? And I’ve seen my share of fancy eatin’ trends come and go. But this one, this one’s got somethin’ to it, I tell ya. It’s all about gettin’ that protein in, but in a way that don’t make ya feel like you’re eatin’ cardboard.
First off, ya gotta get yourself some of that cottage cheese. You know, the stuff that looks like little white lumps? Yeah, that’s the ticket. Now, don’t go gettin’ the fancy stuff, the plain ol’ kind works just fine. My grandpappy used to say, “if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it!” And he was a smart fella, he was.
Why cottage cheese, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, it’s packed with that protein stuff, the kind that keeps ya goin’ all day long. Keeps your bones strong too, I reckon. Heard tell it’s got all sorts of fancy things in it, like “B vitamins” and “calcium” and whatnot. Don’t ask me what all that means, but I know it’s good for ya. My neighbor, Mrs. Henderson, she’s always talkin’ about eatin’ healthy, and she swears by this cottage cheese.
So, you got your cottage cheese. Now what? Well, you gotta make it taste good, right? Nobody wants to eat somethin’ that tastes like dirt. That’s where this “ninja creami” part comes in, I guess. It’s just a fancy way of sayin’ you’re gonna blend it up all nice and smooth.
- First, dump that cottage cheese into a blender, a bowl, whatever you got.
- Then, you gotta add some flavor. Me? I like a bit of peppermint. Just a drop or two, mind you, don’t wanna overdo it. You can use other stuff too, like vanilla, or maybe some fruit. Whatever tickles your fancy.
Important thing is, make it taste good! Life’s too short to eat bland food, that’s what I always say. My daughter, she likes to add all sorts of berries and such. Says it makes it “pretty.” Pretty or not, as long as it tastes good, I’m happy.
Now, once you got your flavor in there, you gotta blend it up. Like I said, get it all nice and smooth. You want it to be like ice cream, not like lumpy porridge. My old blender, it rattles and shakes like a scared dog, but it gets the job done. If you got one of them fancy new ones, good for you. Just don’t go breakin’ the bank for it, ya hear?
And that’s pretty much it, folks. You got yourself some cottage cheese protein ice cream ninja creami. Eat it straight outta the blender, or freeze it for later. It’s good stuff, I tell ya. Keeps you full, keeps you strong, and it don’t taste half bad neither. Better than all them sugary treats the kids are always eatin’, that’s for sure. Give ‘em a bellyache, they will. This stuff? This is the real deal. Keeps you goin’ all day long, just like me!
Now, some folks might tell ya you gotta add all sorts of other fancy ingredients. Protein powders, and sweeteners, and whatnot. But I say, keep it simple. The less fuss, the better. That’s how I cook everything, and ain’t nobody complainin’ yet. Well, except maybe my grandson, little Jimmy, he’s a picky eater, that one. But he’ll come around, they always do.
So there you have it. Cottage cheese protein ice cream ninja creami. Easy to make, good for ya, and tastes pretty darn good too. Give it a try, what have ya got to lose? And if you don’t like it, well, more for me, I say!
Oh, and one more thing! Don’t forget to wash your dishes! Nothin’ worse than a sink full of dirty dishes, let me tell ya. That’s one thing I can’t stand. Cleanliness is next to godliness, my mama used to say. And she was right about most things, that mama of mine.
Anyways, I’m done ramblin’ now. Go on, make yourself some of that cottage cheese ice cream stuff. And don’t forget what I told ya: keep it simple, make it taste good, and you’ll be just fine. You hear me? Now go on, get outta here and let me get back to my knittin’.
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